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A Soldier's Tale: Iraq

Finialy an honest voice in a sea of lies.



I'm speechless.

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Advise for All Party Girls with a Boyfriend

Women may go to clubs to just shake their booty and the guys are out there scanning to hook-up. You might not be interested in a new guy now but someday you'll find your b/f boring and even if you keep rejecting other guys at clubs, they'll continue to approach. I always think of clubs as like waves. You can swim against it but eventually it'll drag you back to shore. If you really wanna shake your booty, take him with you. If your friends tell you "Why bring sand to the beach?" You're hanging with the wrong crowd and I'd give you numbers to my ex and maybe you guys can hang. (caption not needed)

Heavy Drinkers; Your Genes May Cut Cancer Risk

Could your genes actually help lower the risk of getting cancer when drinking alcohol? A new study says that this may be possible. Researchers from Lyon, France, found that some people with certain variations in a gene involved in breaking down alcohol in the body appear to have a lower risk for developing certain alcohol-related cancers.Paul Brennan, head of the genetic epidemiology group at the International Agency for Research on Cancer, and his colleagues studied more than 3,800 people in Europe and Latin America who had cancers of the respiratory tract and upper digestive tract. What they found is that those who had a particular variation in the genes known as ADH1B and ADH7 metabolized alcohol much faster than those without the variation -- about 100 times faster, to be exact.(My happy face)

The results were released Sunday in the journal Nature Genetics.

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How to get over you ex

No matter how you try, you can't get back to that little spot of sunlight where you were so comfortable and safe.

There's only one thing left for you to do: Forget her. I know it's not as easy as it sounds, but with this blueprint, you'll forget that girl and pick up the pieces of your shattered heart -- and manhood -- in no time.

1- Take her off that pedestal

Don't idolize her and build her up into something great. She is nothing of the sort. So don't gaze lovingly at pictures of her. Don't jump to answer her e-mail or phone calls. And definitely don't go out of your way for her. She no longer deserves preferential treatment.

2- Get closure

It's essential to definitively end any hopes of reconciliation between the two of you. And if you can't get that into your head, she owes you the courtesy of it crystal clear. She needs to tell you: "I never loved you. I don't love you now. We'll never get back together." After some prodding, she'll probably do it, just to get rid of you. It provides what therapists call "closure." And you can begin to heal.

3- Don't contact her

After the relationship reaches finality, you have to break off contact or you will go mad. Don't beg or cry. Don't drunk-dial. Don't write her e-mail. Don't send packages or CDs. Don't dedicate a song to her on the radio. Get the picture? She will find you if she wants to. And even if you can talk your way back into her arms, it's only a temporary reprieve. She already knows you want her back, and she doesn't care. Take that as a sign.

4- Get negative feelings out on paper

Write her a letter pouring out your negative and weepy feelings, then disassociate them from yourself. Throw the letter away or burn it. But definitely don't send it to her. You will only regret it. She will show her friends and her new boyfriend. And they will all share a good laugh.

5- Avoid her friends & the places she hangs

Don't venture into her territory. You won't be welcome. Find new places to hang out for the first few months and make new friends, if necessary. If any of your friends insist on maintaining contact with her, you may have to shut them out, too -- at least temporarily. After some time has passed, you should go back to living normally, and that means hanging out at these places and reconnecting with mutual friends.

6- Throw away anything that reminds you of her

You don't have to burn it all, but definitely get pictures, gifts, clothing, letters, and e-mail out of your living area, or at least out of your line of vision. If that means giving away roughly half of your wardrobe to get rid of the memory of her, so be it. As a rule of thumb, if the object reminds you of your ex, discard it. This can save your sanity.

7- Don't try to get your stuff back

Unless it's a diamond ring or something that's one-of-a-kind, you're better off not contacting her to get it back. DVDs, clothes, your extra toothbrush... just let 'em go. They're only possessions. Is it really worth the pain of being in her presence just to reclaim a pair of boxer shorts? Don't exchange your dignity for menial belongings.

8- Hang out with your friends

Let your buddies give you a reality check on how your ex wasn't all that to begin with, and that there are more fish in the sea. A little male camaraderie can go a long way towards getting your head straight. We've all been detonated by a woman before and most of us will likely get detonated again.

9- Exercise your newfound freedom

Freedom is always intoxicating. There's a world of activities you can partake in that you were never able to enjoy because your "other half" didn't approve. So indulge. Travel. Build a model ship. Go hiking. Play video games on your computer. Watch TV all weekend. Do anything you want. Why not start boxing? Ideally, you want to find an activity that allows you to release your anger and alleviate stress.

10- Remember the bad times

If you feel nostalgic, then think of all the times she was a bitch to you. That should do it. Remember the time she made you wait by the dressing room as she endlessly tried on clothing? Or the time she reminded you not too drink too much in front of your posse? Nobody wants that back.

11- Sleep with another girl

Nothing reminds you that you are a man quite like having a new woman in your bed. So take solace in the arms of another. Call it a rebound if you wish. Plenty of heartbroken guys go this route and for a very good reason -- it makes you feel better, even if it's only temporary. So go out there and feel better about yourself!

Bonus: Seduce somebody she's jealous of

Remember the hair stylist or the hot barmaid your ex scolded you for looking at? Well, now's your chance to make a move that will pay off in more ways than just sex. Just think, if your ex finds out you've been fishing in familiar waters, it will drive her to the point of hysteria. This can be quite gratifying.

banish her from your mind

Getting the woman of your past out of your present is a mental and emotional challenge of the first order. However the tried and true guidelines above should have your heart mended in no time.

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In the memory of

Taurus

I know this stuff is some random BS, but damn!

Check it:

This can be a wonderful day as your key planet, Venus, trines optimistic Jupiter. Instead of thinking about all the things that might go wrong, take the good times as they come now. Don't worry; there really is no astrological reason to be afraid of what comes next in your life. Focus your intentions on simple ways to make your life more beautiful. You deserve to be happy and today there isn't a valid reason to deny yourself pleasure.

West Virginia voters inside

Best Riff: Stewart on the little boy who sold his bike and video games to give money to Hillary: "And [she] took it. And then as the boy who sold bis bike and video games looked on, Hillary Clinton's campaign blew his entire donation on confetti. Food for thought [for the boy] as he walks to school, and then home again, to not play video games."

Papa Bear Loses it Remix

Get down with Bill O'Reilly:



FUCK IT. WE'LL DO IT LIVE.

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50 habits of highly successful people

Read this list and there will never be a need to read a self-help book again. It looks like they borrowed some stuff from the "How to make friends and influence people" .

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Holy Cow

Chilli the giant cow is set to stampede into the record books as Britain's tallest bovine.The black and white Freisan bullock stands at 6ft 6ins and weighs well over a ton.

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Darfur

You hear about it,but do you really know what's happening in Darfur? This simple infographic sums it up really well.

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Special Day

My first wedding was so a powerful scene. Congrats to the new Dias family.

The 10 Most Sexually Unappealing Craigslist Postings

The casual encounters section of Craigslist is packed with requests for no-strings-attached nookie. Here are the ten least likely to get responses, and most likely to leave you wondering, 'What the hell is wrong with people?'

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3G iPhone spotted in the wild?

Well here's an interesting one. French iPhone blog iPhon.fr got these pics from an anonymous and unverified source, and while there's no way of telling if the shots are legit, they certainly have a truthy ring to them.

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RSS Awareness Day - Help Spread The Word

If you use Digg you probably know how useful the RSS format can be. Only 5% of the Internet population use it though, so let's try to increase this awareness on May 1st. Hooray for it.

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Mojo 13 - Fear of the unknown

Tonight I'm going where I've never venture. I have no idea of what to expect. I'll have a review by tomorrow.

Update: My loser friends stood me up. I'm still wait for the right opportunity.

Holy Shits Batman, Ironman is coming out tonight!

As if right on q. Tonight Iron man is being shown a the Brandywine cinema. I'm not a huge comic book fan but this movie looks like something special (then again I thought Transformers was amazing). Robert D is in it and he seldom disappoints. Here's to hoping.