Tuesday, July 29, 2008

9 Other graphic novels that rock

Now that the hype for the upcoming Watchmen movie is in full swing, I thought it was high time we celebrate some of the other intelligently written comic books that are worth reading. Get your hands on these and the wait for the Watchmen will fly by faster than a speeding bullet.

Kingdom Come



What happens when in the future two factions of superheroes disapprove of the level of violence used to apprehend criminals? They repeatedly beat on each other until one capitulates, and in the case of Mark Waids' Kingdom Come, they beat on each other in remarkable detail courtesy of Alex Ross's striking artwork. While Kingdom Come provides a serviceable and interesting enough storyline, it's really the illustrations that make this title a classic. The watercolored art is truly amazing, and when watching an aged Batman scrap with a gray-haired Superman you want all the geriatric blows to be as clear as possible. Alex Ross also illustrated the noteworthy Marvels two years prior, which lost the toss up with Kingdom Come to make this list.

The Cerebus Series



Cerebus is the name of a bi-pedal aardvark who took part in one of the longest-running single-team comic book series ever. In its exorbitant run, it featured 16 massive volumes which depicted various aardvark folly and shenanigans throughout a fictitious and satirical world. The series started off as a fantasy parody, but as subsequent volumes were released it became tougher and tougher to categorize, running the gamut from drama to political satire. However, even with its perpetual genre shifts, the misogynistic nature and humor of the sentient mammal remained, and the foibles of this particular aardvark ultimately became revered and respected.

Maus



Maus is an extremely well-known and well-regarded graphic novel which tells the story of the Holocaust through the eyes of anthropomorphic animals. The narrative is largely delivered by a mouse-like depiction of the author's father as he recounts his time spent in a concentration camp during World War II. When the book isn't satirically recounting life back in the 1940s, it details the author's modern-day problems and concerns with his rodent father who now appears more jaded and cynical than he did prior to the war. The title has received multiple awards and is commonly referred to as one of the best and most important graphic novels of all time.

The Hellblazer Series




Don't let the connection to the ridiculously awful Kenau movie 'Constantine' fool you: Hellblazer is one of the best comic series around. Dark and twisted with just the right touch of humor, Hellblazer chronicles the trials and tribulations of John Constantine, a world-weary magician and all-around bastard who gets into all sorts of nasty business, usually involving demons and monsters and other things that go bump in the night. But what separates Hellblazer from the rest of the pack is the strong writing and deep character development that's become a hallmark of the series. It's been helmed by a veritable who's who of comic book writers including Alan Moore, who helped create the character in the pages of 'The Saga of the Swamp Thing,' Jamie Delano, Neil Gaiman, Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis and Mike Carey. Thanks to their work, John Constantine remains one of the most complex and interesting characters in all of comics and makes Hellblazer a must read for any comic book fan.

The Preacher Series



This 75-issue series collected in nine paperback graphic novels followed the accounts of an unconventional preacher in Texas and the atypical menagerie he rubs shoulders and fraternizes with. The themes of the book are often and obviously religious (or sacrilegious depending on your view) in nature and they frequently question and distort many familiar spiritual subjects and themes. And it is these unorthodox approaches to theological topics that both draw and appeal to its reader base as well as stir up controversy and outcry. The series was long rumored to have a motion picture deal in development, but since that has apparently fallen through, a television series for HBO has begun production.

Eightball



As an author famous for his often humorous and frequently grotesque comics, Daniel Clowes has created a number of memorable characters and odd stories. Probably his best and most well known are Ghost World, David Boring, and Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron. Most, if not all of his works (the three previously-mentioned titles included) have originally appeared in his serialized alternative comic book Eightball, which is one of the most successful independently authored comics to date. One early example of Eightball included a story entitled The Sensual Santa, which followed the exploits of one blonde-bearded man who would drop down random people's chimneys and administer various forms of affection, all while detailing the importance of connection and sharing. At the end of the story, Mr. Clowes apologizes to the reader.

The Sandman Series



Spanning across 75 issues (augmented with several companion stories and collections), Neil Gaiman's Sandman is without a doubt one of the finest works of fiction ever produced-not just in comics but in all of literature. It chronicles the life of Dream, a personification of dreams, and his siblings-Death, Destiny, Destruction, Desire, Despair and Delight-who are known collectively as the Endless. Drawing inspiration from a variety of sources including mythology, Shakespeare and modern comic lore, Sandman is a complex and multi-layered story that, along with seminal titles like The Dark Knight Returns and The Watchmen, helped re-establish comic books as a legitimate storytelling medium. The only comic book to win a World Fantasy Award and be listed on the New York Times Best Sellers' List, Sandman is a must-read not just for diehard comic book fans but for anyone who loves a well told story.

Dark Knight Returns




You could arguably say that Batman is the biggest and most renowned character ever created in a comic book, and you could also make the point that he's had some of the best individual stories written about him in the past 20 years. And of those tales, The Dark Knight Returns is the one most frequently referred to as definitive and important. Prior to this comic, the caped crusader had been seen in a softer more wholesome light and as a result his sales were lagging. However, Frank Miller decided that Batman should bear a stronger resemblance to what Bob Kane had originally envisioned for the character, and as a result the more adult Dark Knight was created. Ultimately this set the tone for other highly regarded future Batman stories, of particular note: The Killing Joke, The Long Halloween, and Batman: Year One.

Contract With God Trilogy



Of all the comic book writers and artists, none are more responsible or deserve more merit for creating the modern graphic novel than Will Eisner. His Contract With God Trilogy which included, A Contract With God, Life Force, and Dropsie Avenue, have not only been regarded as the first, but also as some of the finest, graphic novels to ever be created. In the early 1940s, Eisner also made a superhero comic called The Spirit which garnished significant praise and was as well-received then as it is today, further evidenced by it's upcoming film treatment at the hands of prominent comic author Frank Miller. Having passed away in 2005, Eisner's work and legacy is still very prominent in the comic industry, and The Will Eisner Comic Industry Award, given out annually, is seen as the highest recognition and achievement for comic writers and illustrators.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Read Faster. Way Faster. No, really, I mean WAY faster.

Extremely useful online speed reading java applet. Any text you copy and paste into it is "flashed" one word at time as fast as you'd like. (I use it offline too by saving it in IE7 as a "Web Archive .mht file" to my local hard drive so it works when I'm disconnected from the internet.) With this and Project Gutenberg you'll be in reading heaven.

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Sunday, July 27, 2008

F@#king Wolverine leaked trailer~!!



ps. I'm such a nerd, I know.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Quote of the Day

"If she doesn't get on the back of the bike, another one will."
-Antony

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

McBush is such a douche

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How can Obama be the blame to high gas prices? He's just one ducking senator out of one hundred.

Afghanistan: Then & Now

Paghman Gardens - Then & Now

A before and after picture of Paghman Gardens taken 40 years apart, reflecting the results of 20 years of war.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Batman is such a jerk

Watching Batman blow shit up in pursuit of The Joker, just remember - that shit he’s blowing up belongs to someone. See what the Bat’s collateral damage can do to someone below:


EXCLUSIVE Dark Knight Deleted Scene

I love quizzes:

The king

The King




Kings direct their energy towards the outer world of action and word. They are organizers using logical principles with a tendency to control life. They’ll gravitate to organizing systems and people to meet goals and attempt to improve upon the way things are done. This can be expressed with finesse. The king requires very little to implement plans and very little will stop them. An overstatement of the worse type: “I’m really sorry, but you have to die.” The more sensitive souls will chuckle if they read this and know of a King. They are decisive, they know what needs to be done, and they are great at directing others.


The King prefers objectivity when making any decision. They are concerned with truth, principles and justice. They are analytical and critical thinkers and use this to govern the outer world. By thinking of the masses needs they tend to ignore the individuals feelings. Because of their knowledge of what needs to be done – being questioned can result in an icy response, or worse an icy silence.


Kings strive for excellence. They can focus heavily on the task at hand and keep others on track. They may issue orders without giving reasons and are prone to introducing too much change. Kings are excellent with the business arts. They are generally assertive, outspoken, confident, outgoing, energetic, full of charisma, and hardly stopped by conflict or criticism. They can appear argumentative, insensitive, intimidating or outright controlling. They can simply be overwhelming because of their willingness and capability to shape the world around them. But remember, every time the King shakes your hand, or offers a gift – there is great emotion invested in that one act. They downplay their gifts to others and they downplay their emotions to guard them. The King is second in rarity to the Queen.


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Friday, July 18, 2008

The Dark Knight Review


My Review:

Dark Knight is the sequel of Batman Begins from Christopher Nolan; who has some respectable films under his belt such as Memento and Insomnia. This one follows the same type of vibe of Begins, a much darker and more relevant Batman that coexist with a post 9/11 world. Christian Bale returns to put another excellent portrayal of Batman and he is equally match (and in some scenes surpass) Heath Ledger, who portrays the Joker. Ledger's Joker is a combination of the Clockwork Orange gang and a evil master mind, it definably showed how talented he was and only makes one sad that we lost him on his prime. Katie Holmes was replaced by Maggie Gyllenhaal for Rachel, this was a much need change because Holmes was one of Begins weakest links along with its weird master/apprentice sub-plot that lent it to some of the most awkward/'gay' scenes in it.

Dark Knight's art direction, editing and production were a delight, some scenes felt like a dance of production, art direction and performance in perfect rhythm, almost tear jerking. Dark Knight stands on its own as a great movie. This movie made me forget it was a "comic book" movie. They got rid of all the filler that Batman Begins and left a lean sirloin of what hero movies should be from now (yum).

Thursday, July 17, 2008

The Dark Knight

I was supposed to be dancing salsa all night tonight, how the duck did ended up in a movie theater wait about two hours for the new Batman film. Insane, right? Wait it gets crazier.

Publish Post
Check out his line! It covered the whole movie theater and some of the outside; the People's Plaza Regal had 8 screens at mid night and a 3am showing. Go Batman~!


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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Quote of The Day

Sometimes strangers make the most sense
Nice guys don't always finish last - they just usually get their hearts broken more often before they find "the one."

Sage wisdom, right, ha ha!

-C. E.

Monday, July 14, 2008

What We Say Without Words


Check out this slide show with former FBI agent Joe Navarro describing how our torsos, hands, feet and legs frequently communicate emotions that are not put into words.

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Study: 80% of Roomates Got So Drunk Last Night


Study: Nearly 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night

Saturday, July 12, 2008

iPhone 2.0

So far I've been testing all the new official apps and for the most part it has been an excellent experience. Btw, I'm typing this via lifecast a new app available only on the apple store and is free!


Posted with LifeCast

UPDATE: AOL Radio freaking rocks and it works even works with most accessories.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Quote of the day

"doesn't matter who you are inside, is your actions that define you."-
batman's gf in Batman Begins

- Will
(mobile)

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Top Ten WTF? US Sex Laws

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Tuesday, July 8, 2008

25 tips on staying married

I found this great article today, 25 tips on how to stay married.

People younger than 30 know a lot about things I will never understand, but they don’t know much about marriage.

Take my young friend Steve. I met him a dozen years ago through my late husband, who was his high school chemistry teacher and basketball coach.

Of all the great kids we knew over the years, Steve was one of the finest — hardworking and solid — in class, on the court and in life. I’ll always be grateful for the eulogy he gave at my husband’s memorial service.

Steve got married recently, and for a wedding gift, I wanted to give him something he could actually use: Advice.

So, I sifted through years of experience, old columns and letters from readers to compile “25 Tips on How to Stay Married”:

1. Always put her first — before work, friends, even basketball. Act as if she’s the best thing that ever happened to you, because we all know she is.

2. Keep no secrets. Pool your money. Allow nothing and no one to come between you.

3. Pick your fights with care. Play fair. Show some class. Hurtful words can be forgiven, but they’re hard to forget.

4. Fall in love again every day. Kiss her in taxis. Flirt with her at parties. Tell her she’s beautiful. Then tell her again.

5. Never miss an anniversary or a birthday or a chance to make a memory. Memories may not seem important now, but one day they’ll be gold.

6. Never give her a practical gift. If she really wants a Shop-Vac, let her pick it out herself.

7. Go to church together, and pray every day for each other and your marriage.

8. Pay your bills on time and make sure you each have a living will, a durable power of attorney and life insurance, lest, God forbid, you need them.

9. Love her parents as your own, but don’t ask them for money. Never criticize her family or friends. On her birthday, send flowers to her mother with a note saying, “Thank you for giving birth to the love of my life.”

10. Always listen to her heart. If you’re wrong, say you’re sorry; if you’re right, shut up.

11. Don’t half-tie the knot; plan to stay married forever.

12. Never go to bed mad; talk until you’re over it, or you forget why you were mad.

13. Laugh together a lot. If you can laugh at yourselves, you’ll have plenty to laugh about.

14. Never criticize, correct or interrupt her in public; try not to do it in private, either.

15. Remember that people are the least lovable when they are most in need of love.

16. Never fall for the myth of perfectionism; it’s a lie.

17. When you don’t like each other, remember that you love each other; pray for the “good days” to return and they will.

18. Tell the truth, only the truth, with great kindness.

19. Kiss at least 10 seconds a day, all at once or spread out.

20. Memorize all her favorite things and amaze her with how very well you know her.

21. Examine your relationship as often as you change the oil in your car; keep steering it on a path you both want it to go.

22. Be content with what you have materially, honest about where you are emotionally, and never stop growing spiritually.

23. Never raise your voice unless you’re on fire. Whisper when you argue.

24. Be both friends and lovers; in a blackout, light a candle, then make your own sparks.

25. Finally, be an interesting person, lead your own life. But always save your best for each other. In the end, you will know you were better together than you ever could’ve been apart.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Pick up lines

I think the most effective lines I can think of are a simple "Hi" and by living in one of the smallest states in the Union, Delaware, makes "You don't look like you are not from around here, where are you from?" 90% of time true and sends them into a heartfelt story on how they got here and you into the cool dude zone.

I read this article with 25 lines that will get you laid or slapped (or Both). I don't approve all of them but it was an interesting read. Who knows you might get to be as douchy as this guy; check it out after the Jump.

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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Best Post Ever!!!

Today I received this messege from someone that shall remained anonymous :

Where was the 3 page essay I was expecting to read? Where is the reggaeton section? Where is the sex chat room? Willy, these are all basic section that should be in any web page. We need to have a meting to discuss the right course of action for your situation. I'm offering my services for free, yes that's right for free. Blogging is all about talking crap, but crap that pisses people off. YOU SUCK, don't take it personal, it's just an example. Right now you are actually taking the time to read this crapy email simply because my crap makes you wanna fight back. You want to say, "F you [Anonymous] you suck". So this feeling is actually keeping you interested in reading how this crap is going to end.

Also, you need more bobbies in your page, that's right, TETAS all over the place. You can sell anything with a TETA next to it, think about it. If you were shopping for a new video game and you have GTA 7 on one side and GTA 7 on the other but with bobbies next to it, which one would you get? That's right, the BOBBIES. Just keep it real.

I don't have much free time but I can actually log on from work or late at night before I go to bed and write a lot of crap, which you can read at work. That way we get to communicate without jeopardizing our jobs. Think about it, we could go back to those days when we used to talk and debate anything for hours and on top of that it will help us improve grammar and increase reading and typing time. Your Daddy, AKA Mini-Yankee, AKA nota loka, AKA Multiple-Sentencia.com/Bajando
ElQueso2008------------------>[Anonymous]


jejejejej, that shit was hilarious. Loves it.


WTF?!? Really?

I came across this picture on that got me thinking, wtf!

Seriously, this breaks all types of man laws. Anyway, it got me wondering if anyone knows basic men's etiquette. Here is a video with some true to life basics, you can thank me later:

Starbucks To close 600 Stores!! Economy Sucks Ass

Starbucks Corp. has announced it's closing 600 underperforming stores in the United States. The Funny thing is that for some wild and crazy cosmic mistake a Starbucks and my path crossed recently (Not by choice). Was it worth it? While it was overpriced there is something to be said about the feeling of self importance one gets.



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