Get The Fuck Up!

You have your drink and there are plenty of people to talk to who isn't the bartender. Hint-the bartender is paid to be there and make drinks. You are preventing them from doing there job because your being so anti-social that you are huddling around the bar and watching whatever lame basketball game that's on in the background pretending to be interested.
Meanwhile, I have to wave my arm above my 5'1 frame with a 10 in my hand hoping the bartender sees me over your head. And worst of all the people sitting at the bar when there is a band playing. WTF is wrong with you people?!? The seats are for when you sweated your ass off dancing and need to breathe again.
I have decided, if I ever have a bar ( and who knows it could happen) There will either be no chairs around the bar after 10 or the bartenders are going to be slightly elevated. Get away from the bar, talk to somebody, dance, whatever. If you do, the bar world will be a happier place.

Moral of the Story: Drink, Dance, or get the fuck up!

---Tameka